What Will You Be?

They never stop asking me

"What will you be?–

A doctor, a dancer,

A diver at sea?"

 

They never stop bugging me:

"What will you be?"

As if they expect me to

Stop being me.

 

When I grow up I’m going to be a Sneeze

And sprinkle germs on all my enemies.

 

When I grow up I’m going to be a Toad

And dump on silly questions in the road.

 

When I grow up, I’m going to be a Child.

I’ll Play the whole darn day and drive them wild!

 

–Dennis Lee, Garbage Delight 1977

 

PS When I grow up I want to be 5!

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